or tagged, actually
by the fiendish ~putatristedelaboba
and yeah, why not
so six strange things about my life


1 i tend to become annoyingly cheerful and energetic when everyone else in the room is having a bad day (especially if they have hangovers)

2 as a child i wanted to grow up to become a crocodile

3 i fear and avoid the following: cameras, commitment, my age, very large asses/underwear, anything even vaguely resembling a job

4 i once got a mild concussion by kicking away from a bench, sliding across the floor on my back and hitting my head on the side of a large freezer

5 i like secrets. sometimes it gets out of hand like the time i quit my job to study art and design and didn't tell the people i lived with or most of my friends until almost a year later

6 i had a suspiciously normal happy carefree untraumatized middle class childhood in a very big old house on the countryside. i wasn't teased in school, i have never been beaten up and my parents are still happily married


and so i am to pass the duty on to 6 others
i hate this part but ok
brace yourselves

(how could i not?)
(for the hell of it)
(because he thought i was english)
(who might disapprove)
(i miss you)
(who i'll probably eat someday if she doesn't love me. actually, that applies to all of you people out there)